#type: thoughts

[mothprincess]

don’t forget that it’s your life. it’s not school’s life, it’s not work’s life, it’s not your family or your partner’s life—it’s perpetually your life, for better or worse. what do you want from this life? forget happy, what motivates you to live? why are you here?

[darkpoeticsoul]

A healthy relationship is where two independent people just make a deal that they will help the other person be the best version of themselves. Unknown

[fluentisonus]

imagine if there were annoying astrology people who try to make it all a comment on your personality but about the french republican calendar "ohhhh you were born on the day of the chestnut......... this explains so much"

[cersplace]

─ Hisham Siddiqi

[soul-from-another-era]

Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.

[wanabeluvd]

i hate this

[fla-ves]

[thoughtkick]

There are two ways to be happy: change the situation, or change your mindset towards it

Unknown

[autodiagnosticada]

🔮 Self-Diagnosis No. 772 – Workplace Soap Opera Syndrome™ 🩺 Diagnosis: You clocked in expecting boredom, maybe a spreadsheet. Instead, you got season 3 of “Colleagues Who Cry in the Break Room”.

📉 Common Symptoms: – Deep resentment of unnecessary drama, paired with popcorn-level interest – Oscillating between “I hate all of you” and “Please tell me more” – Judging everyone silently like it’s a full-time job (and honestly, it kind of is)

💊 Symbolic Prescription: – Emotionally detach like you’re the HR department in witness protection – Only engage if the tea is scalding and morally ambiguous – Practice the sacred art of the silent eyebrow raise

✅ Diagnosis Confirmed 💌 You've received one symbolic swivel chair and divine immunity from all team group chats.

Signed, @autodiagnosticada 🖇️🧠📎

🔮 Auto-Diagnóstico Nº 772 – Síndrome da Novela Corporativa™ 🩺 Diagnóstico: Você bateu o ponto esperando tédio, talvez uma planilha. No lugar, recebeu a 3ª temporada de “Colegas que Choram no Refeitório”.

📉 Sintomas Comuns: – Ressentimento profundo pelo drama desnecessário, misturado com interesse nível balde de pipoca – Oscilação entre “odeio todos vocês” e “me conta mais AGORA” – Julgamento silencioso como se fosse seu cargo oficial (e talvez seja mesmo)

💊 Prescrição Simbólica: – Se desligue emocionalmente como um RH em programa de proteção à testemunha – Só se envolva se o barraco for quente e eticamente questionável – Pratique a sagrada arte da sobrancelha arqueada

✅ Diagnóstico Confirmado 💌 Você recebeu uma cadeira giratória simbólica e imunidade divina de todos os grupos da firma.

Assinado, @autodiagnosticada 🖇️🧠📎

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[thoughtkick]

The world is difficult, and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

Caitlin Moran

[quotefeeling]

True friendship takes us by the hand and reminds us we are not alone on the journey.

Unknown

[gettingborredofthis]

Uninstall Emotions

You know what's great. Uninstalling stuff. I love to Uninstall

[thehopefulquotes]

The right person makes consistent deposits into your heart and sees you as a long term investment. The wrong person makes withdrawals and leaves you emotionally and mentally bankrupt.

Unknown

[stay-close]

I sometimes think that people’s hearts are like deep wells. Nobody knows what’s at the bottom. All you can do is imagine by what comes floating to the surface every once in a while.

Haruki Murakami, Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman